Map of Cooker Island

The Extraordinary Fauna of Cooker Island

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Washer

Washing Machines

Swinging from tree to tree, these extraordinary acrobats can cover great distances at phenomenal speeds, whilst simultanously cracking coconuts and coping with a full load of colourfast nylons on program 9.

Toaster

Toasters

Burrowing beneath the earth, Toasters are shy nocturnal creatures who emerge during the hours of darkness to forage for worms and grubs, and hold all-night parties.

TV

TVs

Herds of TV sets graze peacefully on the plains, occasionally ascending the slopes of mount Grundig, where they can recieve a clearer signal.

Food Mixer

Food Mixers

The scavengers of Cooker Island. They often trail in the wake of the big carnivores, in the hope of picking up a few scraps.

Fridge

Refrigerators

Capable of snapping a bison's neck with the flick of an icebox.

Waste Disposal

Waste Disposal Unit

Deep at the bottom of the ocean, a giant waste disposal unit creates a powerful vortex, capable of dragging unwary vessels to a watery grave.

Steam Iron

Steam Irons

Shoals of freshwater steam irons swim in the lake of St Morphy Richards

Vacuum Cleaner

Vacuum Cleaners

Perfectly adapted to dry, dusty conditions, these graceful creatures sift through the hot sandy beaches, looking for bits of grit and discarded coins.

Plaque Reef

Plaque Reef

A fantastic natural breakwater composed of the discarded disposable heads of millions of electric toothbrushes.

Cooker

Cookericus Rex

The daddy, the governor, the boss. The ultimate king of carnivores. Gas or electric, it doesn't matter - once it's got your scent in its grill, you're lunch.


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