Chuff's Table of Elemental Odours
The table of Elemental Odours as defined by Wilbur Chuff in 1842 is still in use today. However, the discovery of Marmite means that this table must now be completely revised - or maybe they could just tack Marmite on at the end.
FFlowers |
PlPlasticine |
JfJuicy Fruit |
NGNew-Mown Grass |
CrCreosote on a hot day |
GnGas (natural) |
GuGas (unnatural) |
EggEgg |
HBacon |
CtCatfood |
GPmGlossy paper in a new magazine |
ChhhCheese |
CuuuCurry |
TsTeen Spirit |
MU?That block of stuff they put in men's urinals |
OPOld people |
AbAberystwyth |
PPoo |
Notes:
1. Plasticine is highly unstable and decays rapidly to become Bacon.
2. Curry does not occur naturally, except at high temperature and
pressure.
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