Chuff's Table of Elemental Odours

The table of Elemental Odours as defined by Wilbur Chuff in 1842 is still in use today. However, the discovery of Marmite means that this table must now be completely revised - or maybe they could just tack Marmite on at the end.

Notes:

1. Plasticine is highly unstable and decays rapidly to become Bacon.
2. Curry does not occur naturally, except at high temperature and pressure.