DIY Olympics

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Victory for the British DIY Olympic squad who return home with an impressive six gold medals, including the 600 metres wallpapering, the freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay.

They also managed to scrape a silver for the speed paving event.

Commiserations, however, to Diana McFlurry, who slipped on a stepladder whilst measuring up some coving. Her sprained ankle means she will be not be fit in time for the Commonwealth Games later this year, in which she was hoping to be part of the formation gardening team.

 

 

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Nuclear Garden

We can't sleep at night and it frightens the dog

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Vicars on the Job

Doing the Lord's Work.

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Hoofer

Dancer mown dow by chorus line.

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Why is Water Transparent?

Dr Leonard Skynard of the University of Applied Wallpapering in Reykjavik has the answer.

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The Moroccan Dancing Mole

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

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Mind Your Wind

The enemy is listening for your flatulence. Watch your emissions.

 

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