Biochemists have developed a new titanium-reinforced lettuce, which is over fifty times stronger than regular varieties. Thin veins of metal are interlaced with the leaves to provide high-tensile strength without compromising the plant's natural flexibility.
This will make for hardier salads and can be used in the packed lunches of people with dangerous and high risk jobs, such as racing car drivers or stuntmen. It will also protect the crop from pests such as slugs and snails, as the reinforced leaves will wear the little bastards' teeth down.
with Derek the Fact Crab
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
For too long Geoffs have been ignored by society, cast aside and denied the opportunity to glory in their essential Geoffness.
Our members find that they are pillowried on message boreds and internet flora because of mispelings, the inappropriate erection of words, or bad grandma.
Fun for nearly all the family!
Quentin Tote discovers a new smell.
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