Choose from our extensive range of shapes, colours and textures.
Below is just a small selection of our most popular lines.
The Faceplug fits snugly over the mouth and chin forming a water-tight bond. Very popular with divers.
Excellent for concealing a variety of foodstuffs, small animals and other items of a personal nature.
Designed by celebrated sculptor Darius Quimm to mark the Queen's Golden Jubilee. Her Majesty has actually been presented with a specially engraved edition, and plans to wear it at next year's State Opening of Parliament.
Based on designs passed down from father to son since the Middle Ages. Available in several different flavours, including peppermint, strawberry and cheese & onion.
Who knows what dark intent lies behind this extraordinary beard? Danger, intrigue, excitement - it's all there. That's the magic of Mysterio...
Rough, rugged and built to last. This is a real beard for a real man. Oh no, there's nothing even remotely camp about this, no sir. Also available in mauve.
Designed by qualified aircraft designers, this beard and moustache combo has been known to reach speeds of up to 250 mph under test conditions. Not recommended for children under 12.
The ultimate in luxury face furniture. You cannot fail to impress when you turn up to the latest swanky party sporting this little number. First attack wave, deiiiiiive!
Quality beards for every occasion!
Y'know, wouldn't it be just awesome to be able to fly, or be invisible or have like superpower x-ray vision, or something?
Have you seen these stolen roads?
Cleaning whether you want it or not
Final proof of the existence of cheese
Yes sir, a good pair of ears is about the most useful thing that you could possibly have in the animal kingdom.
...for the Achievement of Outstanding Celebrity Without Really Doing Very Much
21 March 2017: Hypnotic Wipes to Tackle Information Leakage
16 March 2017: Space Junk
14 March 2017: Ladder Ordeal Enters Sixteenth Hour