With Gimp's co-operation and working from some of his original blueprints, we have produced the illustration below to demonstrate the workings of a typical nunnery.
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Raw materials delivered direct from Rome.
Materials are sorted, graded and consecrated
Basic nun chassis is assembled
Nuns are tested in a centrifuge to establish whether they are good or evil
Wimples are trimmed to regulation sizes
The nuns are filled with holy water, brake fluid and brandy in a precisely calculated ratio.
Evil residue is used to fertilise cabbages. These demonic plants are used to guard the grounds.
Sonar and night vision is installed, and the rear end is inflated to 200 psi
Nuns are irradiated, vacuum sealed and sprinkled with magic pixie dust
Nuns are given an official certificate of nunworthyness before being shipped out to department stores