Surrealist Muggings

Police in the Midlands have been baffled by an outbreak of surrealist muggings in the region.

In the latest incident, 38 year old swimming pool attendant Tracey Sponge was held up as she used a city centre cash machine.

"I had just collected my money when this youth jumped out, pointed a loaded chicken at me and told me he was an electric tree. Then he gave me fifty quid and ran off."

The West Midlands Silly Crimes Squad have drafted in extra officers to deal with these incidents. In particular they are looking into the case of three young men from Solihull who claim they were on their way to a local night-spot when they were robbed at knifepoint by the colour blue.

 

Blue

 

 

Return to Archive 3

InstagramFacebookTwitter
The magazine for men
Getting a new manager is a magical time for everyone
Cleaning whether you want it or not
'Shepton Bassett, pressing on regardless'
Squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk.
A universe of geological treasures can be yours
Image of Elbow captured on Venus
Ricky Stratocaster's history of Rock
A breakthrough for nuclear powered lunches
Blatant descrimination

 

Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Latest blog entries...

30 April 2023: Commemorative Gas!

29 April 2023: Commemorative Cabbage!

28 April 2023: Commemorative Chicken!

www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk
Copyright ©