The only beauty product that will send your skin back in time.
By accelerating your face to 88 miles per hour our specially engineered beauty formula throws the cells of your upper dermis into a reverse chronological spiral, separating the keratin shroud from the lower mantel and locking it into a stasis event field via quantum entanglement.
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