Yester-morning when I slid down the stairs, my sandwich had shimmied away someplace else. I looked really hard upstairs, downstairs, in all the cupboards and in my specialized places. Eventually I found it in the kitchen, dancing with the tomatoes. My how he has grown! Some of the green bits have dropped off but all around his middle he is all bloated and squishy. It is big smelly though, so I thought it best to put it outside by the bins because the bin boys won't take it away and the birds won't attack it because of the gradient.
Also, there are no crabs by the bins. I've checked. There are no crabs anywhere else either, just so you know, but there are none by the bins in particular. I think it will be happy there.