The Sandwich: #119

The Sandwich

#119

So then, I was telling you that after my release from the cop shop, I wanted to celebrate with a milk shake. I also told you that I went into the wrong shop, but that is not my fault because people should properly label their shops correctly. Back in the olden days, things were much simpler. I know, 'cos I've seen it in old pictures. If you wanted, say, some cheese you would look for the place that had a giant wedge of cheese hanging over the doorway, and then that would be where you would buy your cheese. And if you wanted a piano, you would look for the shop with the piano hanging over the doorway, and then you would walk in and say "I would like a piano please," and everything would be groovy. And if you wanted a haircut, you would look for the shop with the stripey pole outside because, well, I don't know. The system wasn't infallible.

I suppose all that kind of thing came to an end when department stores came along. At a department store you could buy cheese and pianos and goldfish and tables and spoons and dresses and sheds and loofahs and get your hair cut and everything. That means that over the entrance they would have to have giant versions of cheese and pianos and goldfish and tables and spoons and dresses and sheds and loofahs and everything else. You wouldn't be able to get through the door.

Anyway, I wasn't going to make the mistake of walking into the wrong shop again. And so I didn't. I went into the milkshake shop and bought me a milky shake. Mmmm, yummy!

 

 

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