Oh well, screw you then!   Here we are with a chance to make some serious wonga, and you're worried about compromising your dignity.  The future's not going to bright for you, you know.   Do you know how many sexually transmitted diseases you can pick up from a dirty washing machine or a cheap toaster?  Exactly - eighteen, at the last count, and every one of them is pretty bloody nasty, I can tell you.  You're probably going to meet your end with your private bits wedged up the filter of an upright vacuum cleaner, and there's precious little dignity in that.  Remember, if the Lord God Almighty had meant us to have sex with household appliances, he would have fitted us all with universal adapters.