Fair enough, if you're happy to go around looking like you've just escaped from a freak show, then good luck to you.   You may even find that there are advantages to having one nostril that you could hide a small dog in.  Well there's one right there - hiding small dogs.  You could become an international dog smuggler, helping fugitive canines escape from justice.   You might become a hero to Yorkshire terriers on the run from their owners for chewing the curtains, or to Chihuahuas who've fallen foul of the law by fouling the footpaths.

Just a thought.   You never know, it might happen.  At the very least you could rent it out as office space...