Hello?  Hello?  Can you hear me?  Well don't just lie there bleeding on the carpet, speak to me!   Why aren't you breathing?  Oh that's a bad sign - or at least, I think it is.  I seem to remember we did something about breathing when I was in my first year at medical school, and I'm pretty sure it's something that most people are required to do on a regular basis.  Hey, come on, wake up!

Oh hell, I've done it again.  I've killed another one.   This is like last Tuesday all over again.  Awww crap, I hate it when they die without paying the bill.