You need immediate help.
I've seen people driven to acts of extreme depravity because of their desperate desire for
headgear. I suggest you contact a trained hat counsellor right away. With
professional help you can be weaned off this worrying dependence via a 12 step programme,
starting with a ten gallon hat, then cutting back to a top hat, a Panama, a baseball cap
and so on, until you are completely free of this strange and destructive habit.