Pity.  In that case you're just going to have to learn to live with it.  Many people go through their whole lives with canoes lodged in their windpipes or surfboards wedged up a nostril, and only a very few are horribly disfigured and destined to die a slow and agonising death.  I once had a patient who had a space hopper stuck in her lower intestine, and she was perfectly happy with the situation for many years.  Actually, now I come to think of it, she eventually exploded twenty minutes into a transatlantic flight to New York, so perhaps that's not such a good example.

Nevertheless, there's not really much that modern medicine can do for you.  Take a couple of paracetamol and hope for the best.  And the next time you feel like chewing on a basketball or sucking a cricket bat, just think twice, okay?   You're not doing yourself any favours.