Why, you little... All right, okay, think calming thoughts... A butcher's shop, eh?  Well, I can see why you might think that at first, but you shouldn't worry too much about the blood caked on the walls of the surgery.  This doctoring lark is a messy business.  If a few bodily fluids end up adding to the pattern of the wallpaper, then that's only to expected.   And as for the meat strewn all over the furniture - well, some of my patients are a little more disjointed than others.  Sometimes limbs can be disengaged so easily, especially when I have the letter opener to hand.  If, occasionally, bits of them fall off, then it would be the height of bad manners to insist that they take their abandoned body parts with them when they leave.

Having said that, would you be interested in any sausages?