Oh yes?  I've heard that one before, but as a doctor it's not for me to comment on your private arrangements.   I am required to remain strictly impartial, and whomsoever you consort with and whatsoever you get up to are matters entirely outside of my sphere of concern.   However, as a professional of some experience and considerable standing, I would like to point out that you are what strict medical parlance would term a 'sicko'.    I want you to go away now and think very carefully about what you've done.