Look, I expect it's all just a
big misunderstanding. Relations between human beings and poultry have always been
fraught, but there's really no need for all this tension. Just because someone
happens to be a chicken, there's no reason why you can't get along. Why don't you be
the first to break the ice? Give him a call, suggest you meet for a coffee.
I'm sure you can talk over whatever difficulties and misapprehensions you may have in a
calm and civilised manner, without needing to resort to cutlery.