So, nothing particularly
unusual then. I think what we are tapping into here is some deep childhood trauma; a
phobia triggered by something in your past, something involving chickens, spoons and/or
someone called Barry. Getting to the bottom of it is going to be a long, difficult
and fantastically expensive business. Fortunately I have some experience in
psychotherapy (I read a book on it once) and I will be happy to take you on as a private
patient. Call me. I take most major credit cards.