These kinds of anxieties are often triggered by traumatic events in childhood.  Were you ever attacked by a toaster as a baby?  Maybe you were bitten by an electric carving knife when you were an infant?  Or maybe a hair dryer looked at you threateningly during your formative years?  Whatever the cause, you'll be pleased to learn that there is still hope for you, you freaknut.  My close friend Professor Jez Moonbeam runs a therapy centre where people and equipment can spend time in each other's company, get to know each other and ultimately overcome their feelings of mistrust.   Nevermore need you fear the fridge; the days of crossing the street to avoid a washing machine will long be over.   Give it a try.  The place is full of nutjobs, but I think you'll feel at home there.