Yes, that kind of thing happens
more often than you might think. You may have pieces of its navigation system lodged
in you skull, which would explain your reaction to certain celestial events. The
operation to remove this cosmic shrapnel will, unfortunately, be painfully expensive, but
there is positive news. Many people have successfully sued both the Russian and
American space administrations as a result of being hit by space junk, and have been
awarded significant compensation. Remember, where there's blame, there's a claim.