Oh, and what the hell would you
know about it? You sit there all day with nothing better to do than watch daytime
soaps and makeover shows, whilst feeding your faces and growing your backsides.
Meanwhile, I spend my working days saving lives. Ha! Think about that.
All right, I don't save lives every day - but prescribing antibiotics, taking
blood pressure readings and operating on in-growing toenails is every bit as vital.
Okay, so I don't actually do the toenail thing, the nurse does that because I'm a bit
squeamish when it comes to feet. And, all right, she does the blood pressure stuff
as well, and I have a rubber stamp for the prescriptions, but... but... Well, I'm a top
doctor, I've got certificates and everything, so just, you know, watch it, okay? I know
people...