Oh, everything's just ME, ME, ME, isn't it?  That's all I get, every minute of every single day.

"Doctor, doctor, I've got a pain in my arm."
or
"Doctor, doctor, my leg's just dropped off."
or
"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

Well, I've had enough of it!  It's about time you people pulled yourself together and stopped bothering me with this nonsense.  I'm a professional doctor, you know?  I'm popularly considered to be one of the best in my field.  I've got better things to be doing than dealing with bloody patients.