The Bongo Lectures http://www.drbongo.co.uk Comedy en-us ℗ & © 2011 Paul Farnsworth Dr Adolphous Bongo Addresses the Nation Paul Farnsworth Dr Adolphous Bongo, resident physician at The University of the Bleeding Obvious, gives us the benefit of his opinions - whether we want them or not. Dr Adolphous Bongo, resident physician at The University of the Bleeding Obvious, gives us the benefit of his opinions - whether we want them or not. Paul Farnsworth bleeding-obvious@hotmail.com no 1. Fruit Paul Farnsworth Dr Bongo discusses the dangers of a healthy diet Why carrots are lethal weapons, why mangos are the work of the devil, and just who thought plums were such a good idea anyway? http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.01_Fruit.mp3 Thu, 6 Oct 2011 15:00:01 GMT 5:34 funny, doctor, fruit 2. Soap Paul Farnsworth Dr Bongo outlines his 'arms length' approach to patients Dr Bongo outlines his 'arms length' approach to patients http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.02_Soap.mp3 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:00:01 GMT 5:51 funny, doctor, soap 3. Implants Paul Farnsworth Advancing medical science, one pointy thing at a time Dr Bongo inserts equipment into people in a series of medically approved experiments http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.03_Implants.mp3 Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:00:01 GMT 4:45 funny, doctor, implants 4. Pianos Paul Farnsworth Musical Difficulties Dr Bongo discusses the dangers of falling pianos http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.04_Pianos.mp3 Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:00:01 GMT 4:40 funny, doctor, pianos 5. Children Paul Farnsworth How best to deal with parasites Dr Bongo explains why its best to avoid the whole parenthood thing http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.05_Children.mp3 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:01 GMT 5:17 funny, doctor, parenthood 6. Speed Paul Farnsworth Vroom Vroom Dr Bongo takes a ride in the fast lane http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.06_Speed.mp3 Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:00:01 GMT 6:32 funny, doctor, speed 7. Shopping Paul Farnsworth Buy now while stocks last One man's fight for cornflakes in a two-for-one wonderland http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.07_Shopping.mp3 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:00:01 GMT 5:45 funny, doctor, groceries 8. Pork Paul Farnsworth Hello fatty Dr Bongo tackles fat people... Not literally. http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.08_Pork.mp3 Fri, 24 Nov 2011 00:00:01 GMT 6:24 funny, doctor, porkers 9. Brain Surgery Paul Farnsworth Advanced mentalism Let Dr Bongo take a spanner to your think valve. http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.09_Brain_Surgery.mp3 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:26:01 GMT 6:22 funny, doctor, brain stuff 10. Teeth Paul Farnsworth Chopper Squad Dr Bongo tickles your ivories. http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.10_Teeth.mp3 Fri, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:01 GMT 6:38 funny, doctor, brain stuff 11. Alien Abduction Paul Farnsworth Space Weirdos Dr Bongo guards against alien attack. http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.11_Alien_Abduction.mp3 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:01 GMT 5:42 funny, doctor, space aliens 12. Syndrome Paul Farnsworth My own private disease Every doctor worth his salt has his own syndrome http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.12_Syndrome.mp3 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:00:01 GMT 5:42 funny, doctor, stuff 13. Age Paul Farnsworth ...The End Dr Bongo ruminates on the inevitability of death, and decides that he's not too keen http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/lectures/1.13_Age.mp3 Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:01 GMT 6:14 funny, doctor, death