Patent stink technology
Royal Navy tries to get refund on submarine.
Power tools hidden in confectionery.
Dancer mown dow by chorus line.
We've got holes for every occasion
Hurling pigs off the Empire State Building.
22 December 2017: How to Look After Your Cement Mixer
21 December 2017: Evening Classes at The University of the Bleeding Obvious
20 December 2017: A Ding-Dong over Duvets