You know, we all have days when we feel depressed, annoyed, inadequate and unappreciated. That's why, at times like these, its great to call in at your local corner shop, post office or restaurant and take out your frustrations on one of their staff.
Had a bad day at work? No problem. Drop into the petrol station on the way home, have a screaming fit at the wage slave behind the counter about the ridiculous price of engine oil, then ponce out feeling smug and superior. You'll soon forget how incomplete and pointless your little life is, and be back to your normal self.
There's always a chance that your tantrum can go badly wrong. There's the ever-present risk of looking foolish in front of your fellow customers, being bested in a contest of logic and wordplay, or even earning yourself a belt in the mouth for your trouble.
But now, here's the solution ... Random Kevin.
Random Kevin is a life-size inflatable doll that you can abuse and ridicule in the comfort and privacy of your own home. Random Kevin is modelled on a twenty-four year old manic-depressive shoe salesman from Wakefield, and he is the perfect target for your abuse and petty complaints.
What's more, Random Kevin doesn't answer back, doesn't follow you home and set fire to your house, and when deflated can be stored easily in any drawer or cupboard.