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of aging with
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How does it work? Here's the science...
By accelerating your face to 88 miles per hour our specially engineered beauty formula throws the cells of your upper dermis into a reverse chronological spiral, separating the keratin shroud from the lower mantel and locking it into a stasis event field via quantum entanglement.
All clear? No?
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