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An Evening with Barry Smith

Spend a magical evening in the company of Barry Smith, Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver, as he scratches his arse and bangs on about how immigration is ruining the country, discusses Tottenham's chances of winning the FA Cup and tells you about that time he shat himself outside a Burger King in Stockport.

This magical and enchanting raconteur has entertained celebrities, nobility and heads of state with his fascinating insights into the modern world, which are delivered entirely without the benefit of facts, rationality or a basic understanding of the subject matter.

Now Barry is embarking on his first nationwide tour, giving fans across the country the opportunity to experience his ignorant diatribes, filthy anecdotes and lewd insults first hand. And not only that, audience members will also get the chance to take part in a Q&A session, in which they can put their queries directly to the great man himself, only to be shouted down before they reach the end of their question and subjected to a tirade of abuse.

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