Barry the Road Safety Owl says:
And Barry knows
what he's talking about. For the last ten years he's been Chief Executive Road Safety
Officer with Hampshire police, and has lectured in schools and youth clubs about the
importance of road safety. He studied road safety for six years at the Geneva Road Safety
Institute. He has a certificate in road safety from the European Association of Road
Safety Officers, and he regularly attends road safety seminars around the world.
He was
guest speaker at this year's Five Nations Road Safety Summit, and has contributed greatly
to the International Road Safety Accord, which was ratified this year at a special meeting
of the United Nations Road Safety Committee. He has written seven books on road safety,
appeared in fourteen instructional road safety videos, sang lead vocals on a charity road
safety record, which got to number one in 1994, and he once met His Holiness the Pope, who
said the words 'road' and 'safety' to him.
What's more, he did twenty years in Parkhurst for firearms offences, so when he says get off the fucking road, you'd better just do as he says, okay?
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