The cost of space travel needn't be astronomical...

Centuri Space Travel

With a second-hand spaceship or a recycled rocket from Centuri Space Supplies (Walsall) Limited, the sky's no longer the limit for the amateur astronaut.

Founded in 1982, Centuri Space Supplies are the specialists in reconditioned and nearly-new space hardware. Working with some of the major players in the space industry means that we can source some of the very best used capsules, boosters and landing craft and offer to them to you at a price that won't break the bank. All of our craft are fully restored and serviced, and with a such a wide range of models, both vintage and modern, you can be sure to find something to suit your needs.

Listen to what one satisfied customer had to say.

I managed to get a complete Saturn 5 rocket for just two hundred quid, with a full MOT and taxed until the end of the year. Centuri Space Supplies even threw in the command capsule for free! I couldn't be more chuffed, although the wife's not happy because for the moment I'm having to keep it in the front garden. I keep telling her that it's only temporary and I'll buy a new rockery for her just as soon as its shifted, but she just sulks. I tell you, any more of her moaning and I'm going to get in the damn thing and piss off to Venus. That'll learn her.

Centuri Space Travel

Special offer!
Soyuz Launchers
Only five left in stock
Converted to run on unleaded
0.00002 miles per gallon!

 


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