Cut Price Chips

You like chips. You like lots of chips.
You'll love Cut Price Chips!

Are you tired of being fobbed off with small portions at your local chip shop? Fed up with feeling unfed? Now at last you can buy high quality chips in bulk at low, low prices. And without any of that arduous 'walking to the chip shop' business - we deliver direct to your door!

Just check out our prices:

QUALITY BRITISH

1 cwt

£4.99

CHIPS

4 cwt

£17.99

10 cwt

£34.99

15 cwt

£39.99

1 ton

£48.99

PERIPHERALS

Gravy

4 gallons

£3.99

Peas

5 gallons

£7.99

Curry

5 gallons

£7.99

Saveloys

20 yards

£21.99

Potato Fritters

1 acre

£48.99

All our chips are a regulation four inches long and come fully greased up with lard.

*SPECIAL OFFER* Order now and get a free shovel!

Sur la Continent? Nyet problemo, Pedro!

El CHIPPOS

90 kg

¥42654.99

Chips, Chips and More Chips

(Sorry, not a very good slogan, but it kinda sums us up)


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