"What's for tea,
  Mum?"


Providing a tasty, nutritious meal for the whole family is never easy.  But now McDougal's have the answer...

Oven Chimps!

With only half the fat of normal chimps, Oven Chimps have been proven to reduce cholesterol.  The kids love them, and there's none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

So put the fun back into mealtimes with McDougal's Oven Chimps.

*Now available in spicy salsa flavour!
(Made with monkeys from more than one country.  Contains nuts.)


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