The National Consumer Instructions Awards

 

We have great pleasure in announcing this year's winners of the National Consumer Instructions Awards. The prize is given each year for instructions, troubleshooting guides and leaflets which are confusing, badly translated or just plain weird. This year there were more entries than ever before and the judges had a hard time whittling it down to the final selection. So, without further ado, the winners are...

Bronze Award

Kettle

Silver Award

Product

Gold Award

Toaster

 

 

Taken from The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

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