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Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

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The perfect thing for the morning after the night before.  Slap a couple of Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages under the grill and you can be sure of a tasty breakfast, without the annoying hiss, pop and sizzle you get when frying regular sausages.

Hmmm yummy!

So grab a pack of Dolby Noise Reduction sausages next time you're out shopping, and enjoy your hangover in peace!  Lovely.

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