Taking the pain out of using internet forums
You have Mike Dali to thank for making your internet browsing that little bit less frustrating, thanks to a new browser plugin which can read forum and social media posts and assess them according to their usefulness.
Eazee-post's complex algorithm examines key phrases and scores them against a number of different criteria, including relevance, accuracy, smugness and abuse. It then marks each post with an appropriate rating, allowing people searching for a genuinely useful response to scroll past all the time wasters.
Mr Dali gave us a brief demonstration using a typical forum thread. The results were generated in seconds and are shown below.
KAMan
2nd May 2017 09.50
Apologies if this isn't the right forum. I'm looking for someone who can give me some idea how I can fit a new headlight bulb on the driver's side of a Ford KA. I've got the right bulb but I just can't seem to get at the headlight!
Doomslayer54
2nd May 2017 10.06
What make of car is it?
Froghopper
2nd May 2017 10.28
I always take mine to the garage.
Trucklover42
2nd May 2017 10.31
I've never had a Ford KA and I don't know how it's done, but you probably have to remove the air filter.
7seasofrhye
2nd May 2017 11.05
What make of car is it?
Originally posted by Doomslayer54
dude its a Ford KA the OP said that in their post
cupidstunt
2nd May 2017 11.52
Ford Ka's r rubbish. You need get a better car!!!
Mrs_Bossy
2nd May 2017 13.35
I used to have a Renault and I think you need to reach up through the wheel arch.
Trucklover42
2nd May 2017 14.13
I used to have a Renault and I think you need to reach up through the wheel arch.
Originally posted by Mrs_Bossy
This ^
cupidstunt
2nd May 2017 14.41
Renault's r crap!!!
7seasofrhye
2nd May 2017 15.12
the OP doesn't have a Renault
Trucklover42
2nd May 2017 15.58
the OP doesn't have a Renault
Originally posted by 7seasofrhye
I never said he did.
JaneyWP56
2nd May 2017 16.20
My father-in-law had one. The passenger side is much easier to replace.
7seasofrhye
2nd May 2017 16.32
how exactly does that help? r you saying that the OP should change the passenger side instead???
JaneyWP56
2nd May 2017 16.51
There's no need to be like that. I'm just expressing an opinion. Am I not allowed an opinion?
7seasofryhe
2nd May 2017 17.08
not if ur a dick
Coffee_Addict
2nd May 2017 17.49
I think the OP might find it difficult to do this.
7seasofrhye
2nd May 2017 17.53
rubbish its dead easy why do people have to make such a big deal about these things??? its common sense
Trucklover42
2nd May 2017 18.11
rubbish its dead easy why do people have to make such a big deal about these things??? its common sense
Originally posted by 7seasofrhye
Okay then, tell us how?
DarkSith
2nd May 2017 19.12
Are you sure you actually need to replace it?
Pacmamma
2nd May 2017 20.10
When I had a Renault you could only do it by jacking the car up then reaching up through the wheelarch.
412Jacko
2nd May 2017 20.22
When I had a Renault you could only do it by jacking the car up then reaching up through the wheelarch.
Originally posted by Pacmamma
I don't think the OP has a Renault.
Trucklover42
2nd May 2017 20.33
I see 7seasofrye has gone quiet!!!
KAMan
3rd May 2017 09.15
It's okay. I took it to Halford's - all sorted.
cupidstunt
3rd May 2017 09.37
Halfords r crap!!!
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