Confused by the menus in Italian restaurants? Don't know your Cannelloni from your Macaroni, or your Tagliatelle from your Vermicelli? What you need is...

 

Conchiglie

 

Linguiniphone

 

Linguiniphone is a brand new language course from Jabberdiscs and comes on fifteen easy-to-follow CDs, officially endorsed by the Institute Of Advanced Pasta Design in Milan.

 

lasagne

 

Listen to them in the car or on the bus! Practice whilst out jogging or on the toilet! You'll soon master this romantic and entrancing tongue and be talking fluent Pasta in no time at all.

 

 

 

 

 

Jabberdiscs

And coming soon: learn French the Jabberdiscs way, just as soon as we can come up with a suitable pun.

 

 

 

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Flyover

Woman demolished to make way for development.

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Legion of Ultramen

Y'know, wouldn't it be just awesome to be able to fly, or be invisible or have like superpower x-ray vision, or something?

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French Polishers

French polisher arrested for interfering with table.

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Announcing the iSpong

At last, a revolution in automated sponging.

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Centuri Space Supplies

Secondhand space travel

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Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Maisy Donnington is your guide to the wonderful world of cheese

 

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