Top racing slug owners know that there's only one thing that can permanently ruin a thoroughbred mollusc's career - a blow-out on the home straight can mean the difference between having a prize racing slug or a washed out sack of mucus. In the past, a deflated slug was considered beyond repair, and the kindest thing to do was take it outside and blast its brains out.
But now, thanks to the new Slugbond™ puncture repair outfit from Sluggo, your little squishy champion can make a full recovery. Slugbond™ sets in seconds to form a totally reliable airtight seal, and will keep your magnificent mollusc motoring on to the finish line.
Plus! Send off ten coupons from special packs to receive a free compressor. It's compact, runs off a car cigarette lighter and the built-in electronic pressure gauge means that your slug will always be inflated to the correct PSI. Also suitable for stunt snails.
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