Slugbond

Top racing slug owners know that there's only one thing that can permanently ruin a thoroughbred mollusc's career - a blow-out on the home straight can mean the difference between having a prize racing slug or a washed out sack of mucus. In the past, a deflated slug was considered beyond repair, and the kindest thing to do was take it outside and blast its brains out.

Slugbond packshot

But now, thanks to the new Slugbond puncture repair outfit from Sluggo, your little squishy champion can make a full recovery. Slugbond sets in seconds to form a totally reliable airtight seal, and will keep your magnificent mollusc motoring on to the finish line.

Because an Inflated Slug
is a Happy Slug

stunt snail

Plus! Send off ten coupons from special packs to receive a free compressor. It's compact, runs off a car cigarette lighter and the built-in electronic pressure gauge means that your slug will always be inflated to the correct PSI. Also suitable for stunt snails.

 

 

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