If you don't buy our shampoo,
you're a twat.
That's right! Using a lot of technical stuff that we don't want to tell you about right now, scientists have conclusively proved that people who don't buy our product are arseholes.
Here, look at this diagram:
Scientists did that. What more proof do you need?
So buy this shampoo, twat
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