Yes? Jesus, you must have been off your bleeding face. Okay, generally speaking, large items such as skis, goal posts, tennis courts etc., cannot pass through the digestive system in the normal way.  Or at least, not without causing extreme embarrassment, ruining your rear end and changing the way you walk. Certain items, such as Formula 1 racing cars and certain types of speedboat pose the additional risk of becoming fire hazards. You could try taking Alka Seltzer, but I personally wouldn't like to be standing anywhere in the immediate area when the whole thing kicks off.
But there is hope. Do you have public liability insurance?