Oh no, not another one.   Look, just because you wear a long black coat and a lot of eye liner, it doesn't make you a vampire.  And I suppose you've got every episode of Buffy on DVD as well, haven't you?  Thought so.  Look, when you grow up, you'll look back on all this and realise what a dick you are.  Okay, look, I'll prove it to you.  Go and look in a mirror... Yes, now... Did you see your reflection?