I see.  Let's just see if I've got this right.  You went to Llandudno - the reason for which we have not touched upon, but we will assume that it is not relevant - and upon arrival you met a chicken, correct?  Now this chicken - whose name is apparently Sensible Barry - threatened you with a spoon, and once again we have not established a possible motive.   Hmm.  You know, there are so many questions I could ask you, none of which would throw any light upon the matter.  Why do they call him Sensible Barry?  Is he particularly sensible?