Ah ha!  Got you, you filthy pervert!  I knew from the first moment I saw you that there was something weird going on.  I saw the way you were eyeing up the photocopier, a look of pure lust on your face.  And don't think I didn't notice you stroking the air conditioning unit a moment ago.  I bet you've been caught with your dick in the food processor many a time, am I right?  Thought so. But anyway, I'm not here to judge you - I'm here to offer support and sympathetic advice,   you dirty little runt.   You'll be pleased to learn that you're not alone - there are many other deviants who are similarly attracted to electrical equipment.   What's more, they are not being served by the traditional porn industry.  Not yet, anyway.  Have you ever thought of making movies?