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#1

Fluff, Mail Order Tatoos, Fly-Tipping Astronauts

#2

Bacon, Beans, Castles

#3

Cathedral, Chip-Eater, Lost Continent

#4

Crime Waves, DIY Olympics, Donkeys

#5

Doodle, Drum and Bass, Flyover

#6

Freshwater Pirates, Fun Run

#7

Getaway, Kitchen Olympics. Ladder Ordeal

#8

Liposuction, Monsters. Nail-It

#9

Celebrity Pizzas, French Polishers. Agricultural Raves

#10

Speed Dating, Sticky Tape, Submarine

#11

Tuesdays, Usherette, Vampires

#12

Evil Windows, Zebra Scanner

#13

A Boost for Industry, Buglers, Perfect Circle

#14

Cornwall, Darrens, Electrosausages

#15

Fengami, Herman Loggins, Roman Hole

#16

Hoofer, Space Ladder, Mars

#17

Atlantic McDonalds, Nelson's Travel Kettle, Large Organ

#18

Orinoco, Pacific Ocean, Operation Scorched Earth

#19

Special Powers, Surrealist Muggings, *@%£!

#20

Teleportation, Toaster Suicide, Tosser

#21

Turpin, Vet Shortage, Waiter

#22

Serious Belching, Geoffrey Clanger, Today on the Dog Exchange

#23

Drivers!, Subterranean Elephants, Fishys

#24

Geoffoscope, Highway Robbery, Fourth Light

#25

Museum of Found Noises, Government to Sell North Sea

#26

Restraining Order, Fiat Punto, Yellow Line

#27

Fabergé Sausage, Floaty Boat Gaffe

Situations Vacant

 

#28

Judge Told to Bugger Off, Legless

#29

Man Ceases to Exist, Legless Again

#30

Small Lump of Coal, New Homes Online, Vatican Intruder

#31

Fresh Allegations, Squirrel Abuse, Hypnotic Wipes

#32

Paper Mammoth, Third Gear, Expensive Toasters

#33

Cheesy Ban, Removed from Office, Paper Failure

#34

Retroactive Sackings, Rare Bird, Silly Names for Cars

#35

Doncaster Space Programme

#36

Pet Poop, Prime Discovery, Conservatory Outrage

#37

Astrology, Travelling Argument, Crab

#38

Pillow Outrage, Wild Wild Web, Metric Phone Numbers

#39

Man Wins Spandau Ballet, Fat Lizards, People Shouldn't

#40

Pyramids, Gas, Small Yellow Plastic Fence

#41

Doing Lines, Fat Lizards, No Country for Sick Cows

#42

Speedy Critters, Hair Bank, Feng Shui for Farmers, Pet Therapy

#43

Stop and Search, Indiana Jones's Trowel, New Year Honours, Space Stationery

#44

Electric Death Potatoes, Apparently, Speedybus

#45

Slums, Stop Being Nasty UK, Perpetual Stasis

#46

Competition Humming, Housebreakers' Code, Offshore Biscuits

#47

Hole Punch, Catching Shadows, Blast Proof Furniture

#48

Three-Legged Footballers, Nuts and Berries, Door Tax

#49

Pre-Lit Candles, Fuzzy Measurements, Flattening Snowdon

#50

Flying Traction Engines, Trolley Dash, Find My Keys

#51

House Pox, Hoover Car, Saluting Magpies

#52

Hard Times, Time Capsule, Mr Woofy Jnr

#53

Loud Shirts, Frog Horns, Kethcup TV, Google Acquires New Colour

#54

Deformation, Fruit Brain, Ghost Milk, Everest by Elevator

#55

Dangerous Lengths, Universal Serial Sheep, Scooter Park

#56

.mars, Man Rescued from Trousers, Space Plough, Financially Independent

#57

Freda Time, Warning: Chickens, Domestic Mining

#58

Gun Dogs, Food Insecurity, Ballet Dancers, 4'33"

#59

An Apprehension of Rabbits, Stealth Fishing, Fly-Tipping Day, Four Dimensional Knitting

#60

Aqua sapiens, Spingle, Mr Pixels

#61

Chisel of the Gods, Gas, M Parsnip's Dinner

#62

Unlicensed Magicians, Impersonating a Police Officer, Missed Calls

#63

Look, See, Optical Gravy, Spoon, Distance Learnng

#64

Stood Up, Archaeologists, Friday Lunch, Hatching Fruit

#65

African Belching Frog, Bouncing Planets, Minimalist Acting, Duncleanin'

#66

To Serve Man, Question, Granwrap, Old Clothes

#67

Young Methuselah, Accountancy Horse, Burgers vs. Bangers, Space Cress

#68

Pyramid Power, Synchronised Lifeguard, Anglo Saxon Xmas

#69

National Tombola, Blacco, Dusting Behind the LHC

#70

Disposable Sausages, Window Tax, Antipasto, Dog Wigs

#71

Downloading Sausages, Accidental Cheese, The Mona Lisa in Japanese

#72

Incas, Grit, Jam and Fluff, Missing Episodes

#73

Bullshit Filter, Ballroom Dancing