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#1
Fluff, Mail Order Tatoos, Fly-Tipping Astronauts
#2
Bacon, Beans, Castles
#3
Cathedral, Chip-Eater, Lost Continent
#4
Crime Waves, DIY Olympics, Donkeys
#5
Doodle, Drum and Bass, Flyover
#6
Freshwater Pirates, Fun Run
#7
Getaway, Kitchen Olympics. Ladder Ordeal
#8
Liposuction, Monsters. Nail-It
#9
Celebrity Pizzas, French Polishers. Agricultural Raves
#10
Speed Dating, Sticky Tape, Submarine
#11
Tuesdays, Usherette, Vampires
#12
Evil Windows, Zebra Scanner
#13
A Boost for Industry, Buglers, Perfect Circle
#14
Cornwall, Darrens, Electrosausages
#15
Fengami, Herman Loggins, Roman Hole
#16
Hoofer, Space Ladder, Mars
#17
Atlantic McDonalds, Nelson's Travel Kettle, Large Organ
#18
Orinoco, Pacific Ocean, Operation Scorched Earth
#19
Special Powers, Surrealist Muggings, *@%£!
#20
Teleportation, Toaster Suicide, Tosser
#21
Turpin, Vet Shortage, Waiter
#22
Serious Belching, Geoffrey Clanger, Today on the Dog Exchange
#23
Drivers!, Subterranean Elephants, Fishys
#24
Geoffoscope, Highway Robbery, Fourth Light
#25
Museum of Found Noises, Government to Sell North Sea
#26
Restraining Order, Fiat Punto, Yellow Line
#27
Fabergé Sausage, Floaty Boat Gaffe
Situations Vacant
#28
Judge Told to Bugger Off, Legless
#29
Man Ceases to Exist, Legless Again
#30
Small Lump of Coal, New Homes Online, Vatican Intruder
#31
Fresh Allegations, Squirrel Abuse, Hypnotic Wipes
#32
Paper Mammoth, Third Gear, Expensive Toasters
#33
Cheesy Ban, Removed from Office, Paper Failure
#34
Retroactive Sackings, Rare Bird, Silly Names for Cars
#35
Doncaster Space Programme
#36
Pet Poop, Prime Discovery, Conservatory Outrage
#37
Astrology, Travelling Argument, Crab
#38
Pillow Outrage, Wild Wild Web, Metric Phone Numbers
#39
Man Wins Spandau Ballet, Fat Lizards, People Shouldn't
#40
Pyramids, Gas, Small Yellow Plastic Fence
#41
Doing Lines, Fat Lizards, No Country for Sick Cows
#42
Speedy Critters, Hair Bank, Feng Shui for Farmers, Pet Therapy
#43
Stop and Search, Indiana Jones's Trowel, New Year Honours, Space Stationery
#44
Electric Death Potatoes, Apparently, Speedybus
#45
Slums, Stop Being Nasty UK, Perpetual Stasis
#46
Competition Humming, Housebreakers' Code, Offshore Biscuits
#47
Hole Punch, Catching Shadows, Blast Proof Furniture
#48
Three-Legged Footballers, Nuts and Berries, Door Tax
#49
Pre-Lit Candles, Fuzzy Measurements, Flattening Snowdon
#50
Flying Traction Engines, Trolley Dash, Find My Keys
#51
House Pox, Hoover Car, Saluting Magpies
#52
Hard Times, Time Capsule, Mr Woofy Jnr
#53
Loud Shirts, Frog Horns, Kethcup TV, Google Acquires New Colour
#54
Deformation, Fruit Brain, Ghost Milk, Everest by Elevator
#55
Dangerous Lengths, Universal Serial Sheep, Scooter Park
#56
.mars, Man Rescued from Trousers, Space Plough, Financially Independent
#57
Freda Time, Warning: Chickens, Domestic Mining
#58
Gun Dogs, Food Insecurity, Ballet Dancers, 4'33"
#59
An Apprehension of Rabbits, Stealth Fishing, Fly-Tipping Day, Four Dimensional Knitting
#60
Aqua sapiens, Spingle, Mr Pixels
#61
Chisel of the Gods, Gas, M Parsnip's Dinner
#62
Unlicensed Magicians, Impersonating a Police Officer, Missed Calls
#63
Look, See, Optical Gravy, Spoon, Distance Learnng
#64
Stood Up, Archaeologists, Friday Lunch, Hatching Fruit
#65
African Belching Frog, Bouncing Planets, Minimalist Acting, Duncleanin'
#66
To Serve Man, Question, Granwrap, Old Clothes
#67
Young Methuselah, Accountancy Horse, Burgers vs. Bangers, Space Cress
#68
Pyramid Power, Synchronised Lifeguard, Anglo Saxon Xmas
#69
National Tombola, Blacco, Dusting Behind the LHC
#70
Disposable Sausages, Window Tax, Antipasto, Dog Wigs
#71
Downloading Sausages, Accidental Cheese, The Mona Lisa in Japanese
#72
Incas, Grit, Jam and Fluff, Missing Episodes
#73
Bullshit Filter, Ballroom Dancing