Thank God for that.  For a moment there I thought I might be looking at another prison sentence.  But everything's fine now, the problem's sorted and there's no need to get the lawyers involved, is there?  Good, I'm glad we're fine about that.  Now, you may find that recently having a computer monitor rammed up your nose may have left you with one or two after effects.  I'm talking about things like itchiness, a reddening of the tissue around the nose and a widening of the nasal cavity by about, ooh, a foot and a half.  However, this needn't be a permanent disability.  Would you consider having cosmetic surgery?