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The National Debt Draw

This week's National Debt Draw is a rollover, which means that one lucky winner could go home with an A+ CREDIT RATING!

Yes, an A+ CREDIT RATING could mean that there's no limit to how much you could borrow.

  £10,000!

      £50,000!

          £200,000!

Over the last ten years, hundreds of people like you have won the opportunity to borrow more money than they can possibly afford to repay, and are now in debt to the tune of MILLIONS OF POUNDS!

Don't miss your chance to spend the rest of your life paying back a ridiculous quantity of cash that you borrowed on a whim - get your ticket now.

Also to be won: 1000 Guaranteed lucky runners up will win the chance to have their contact details sold on to a host of dodgy pay day loan companies.

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