Have You Got Your Ticket?

The National Debt Draw

This week's National Debt Draw is a rollover, which means that one lucky winner could go home with an A+ CREDIT RATING!

Yes, an A+ CREDIT RATING could mean that there's no limit to how much you could borrow.

  £10,000!

      £50,000!

          £200,000!

Over the last ten years, hundreds of people like you have won the opportunity to borrow more money than they can possibly afford to repay, and are now in debt to the tune of MILLIONS OF POUNDS!

Don't miss your chance to spend the rest of your life paying back a ridiculous quantity of cash that you borrowed on a whim - get your ticket now.

Also to be won: 1000 Guaranteed lucky runners up will win the chance to have their contact details sold on to a host of dodgy pay day loan companies.

InstagramFacebookTwitter
Visit the Toast Museum in Stoke-on-Trent!
Nobody's interested in 'darksabers'
Raw Unadulterated Jazz
A Mediterranean Paradise
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
A computer virus that can lie dormant in Ethernet cables.
The enemy is listening for your flatulence. Watch your emissions.
We can't sleep at night and it frightens the dog
Mars observed behaving oddly.
Rechargeable crystals and aura-powered torches

 

Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Latest blog entries...