Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Not Funny
"Comedy is something that occurs spontaneously at a sub-atomic level..."
Did Man Really Go To Belgium?
"As long as man can remember he has dreamed of travelling to Belgium..."
It's a Fact
"Hello, my name is Donald Fact..."
Oswald
"She was suddenly attacked by a small yellow creature..."
Farmyard Noises
Disgraced former cabinet minister Donovan Carstairs has just completed a degree in Farmyard Noises and is now a fully fledged Professor of Chickens. Despite his previous indiscretions, he is set to take up a junior post at the Ministry of Agriculture next month.
Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006
Detective Inspector Barker Harris
"You can call me Snuggles..."
Teaching Carrots to Fly
"A high altitude carrot cruising through the stratosphere..."
more...The Reluctant Pianist
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up
"You're a miserable old sourpuss..."
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