Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Cooker Island

"An altogether more bizarre branch of the animal kingdom - rogue cookers..."

Operation Mutton

"Eugene Rumbold and his camouflaged sheep..."


Rob Hammond's Guide to Buddhism

"I've been trained to kill using nothing more than a raised elbow..."

Mountain Rescue

"I've lived all my life up a mountain..."

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Arty Tomatoes
Animals
Sandals
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Fatquake

"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."


Diagnosis

"Welcome to today's edition of Diagnosis..."

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Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

"What do you do when you find that your parrot's got jet lag..."

Jazz Bomb

"They had built a massive underground Wurlitzer on the outskirts of Munich..."

Death Doom and Disaster
Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Tall Stories
A Day in the Life Moles Farm Machinery
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