WWW UBO
The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

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Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

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The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

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