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February 2001
- July 2003

Not Funny

"Comedy is something that occurs spontaneously at a sub-atomic level..."

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

"As long as man can remember he has dreamed of travelling to Belgium..."


It's a Fact

"Hello, my name is Donald Fact..."

Oswald

"She was suddenly attacked by a small yellow creature..."

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Sandals
Arty Tomatoes
Professional Scarer
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Farmyard Noises

Disgraced former cabinet minister Donovan Carstairs has just completed a degree in Farmyard Noises and is now a fully fledged Professor of Chickens. Despite his previous indiscretions, he is set to take up a junior post at the Ministry of Agriculture next month.


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Detective Inspector Barker Harris

"You can call me Snuggles..."


Teaching Carrots to Fly

"A high altitude carrot cruising through the stratosphere..."

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The Reluctant Pianist

"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

"You're a miserable old sourpuss..."

Death Doom and Disaster
Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Tall Stories
Medical Glossary Moles Farm Machinery
Self-diagnosis tool
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