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Your arse in our hands.

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

with Donald Fact.

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

We never put a healthy wig down.

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic

Second hand space travel

The hit gameshow for all the family.

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Famous cavern to tour country

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

Pardon?

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

with Woodroffe Spanker

The inappropriate erection of words.

A huge pie just hanging in space.

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Professional donkey storage.

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Tone it down a bit.

Where do nuns come from?

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The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Sorry about your monkeys.

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

There's no butter in it either.

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

A bouncy little freak.

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

New awards for old has-beens

Probably, but we're not sure what.

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Where the toasters roam free.

Phony fruit.

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Get yourself a quality ass.

We've got keys!

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

We meet an alien archaeologist.

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

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You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Better late than never, our town plan.

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Delinquent decorating.

Our hairy satellite.

Classic board games from the past.

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Just buy it, ok.

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Sending foreign gas back home.

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Fear of a wet planet.

Local frog trapped in drain.

Courtroom confusion.

Turn that frown upside down.

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Parish newsletter.

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

How to resign digracefully.

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

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Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

The very best in useless tat.

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

Equestrian technology.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Better management through crayons.

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

The only credit card you can use after death.

Gin, gin and more gin!

Pastry related assaults.

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Mrs Womble writes...

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Hello darkness my old friend

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

A meal fit for a bed.

For when your regular clown lets you down.
Some more stupid than others.
Where quality care costs extra.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Plant psychologist.
How to behave right proper and all that.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
How to look after your squishy friend.
Great moments in science.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Why can't these people just stay at home?
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Frogtastic Facts
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Making you aware of your debt.
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Punching singers in the mouth.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Vicars on the job.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
The big noise in footwear technology.
The gameshow for all the family
MPs praise growing industry.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
A new era in atomic lunches.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Discipline over distance.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
We're running out of apostrophes.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Relax with chickens.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Spruce up your chakras
A great addition to any home.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Recycling the rubble.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.