Professor Ricky Stratocaster presents
The History
of Rock
Cold Fusion Sandwiches
A breakthrough in lunch technology.
A Tall Order
Adventures in marketing
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
Tapdancing Across the Sahara
A catalogue of catastrophic failure
Sitting Down
A boon to the chair industry
Fish
Piscine intelligence
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Project Scooby
"A rancid, petulant wheelbarrow of death..."
First Annual Bleeding Obvious Award
"Anyone can learn to act, or paint, or dance..."
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Wind
"How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?" So sang Bob Dylan in his classic 60s anthem Blowin' in the Wind. Well apparently the answer is five. Next question...
Caught in the Act
"The police haven't always taken such a proactive approach to enlistment..."
Shave the Moon
"...landing a man on the moon, shaving it, and returning him safely to Earth......"
The Reluctant Pianist
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up
"You're a miserable old sourpuss..."
more...
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