30 April 2023

Commemorative Gas!

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29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Flying Squirrels

"Flying into the side of a house at forty knots..."

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

"A satellites has been casting a shadow over his house..."

Supermarket Kerfuffle

"Pile up in aisle six..."

Rob Hammond's Guide to Buddhism

"Using nothing more than a raised elbow..."




A Real Scoop

"Breaking news: Frog stuck in drain..."

Crime Waves

"For the year 2015/16 the crime rate in the North Sea was practically zero..."

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

"You're a miserable old sourpuss..."

A Ding Dong Over Duvets

"Watch out for this common duvet scam..."


Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A breakthrough in lunch technology.

Cake Rage

"Semi-automatic pastry..."

Monetising Misery

Making poverty pay

An Old Fart Remembers

It were different in them days...

Occuloid Laserprobe

The latest in laser eye surgery


Dancer mown down by chorus line.

  Dark Batter

Wendy Miller's new theory

Traffic Watch

Latest news from the county's roads

Food Banking

David Chumbly, MP for Waitrose

Practical Genealogist

Out now!

Professional Scarer
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
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