WWW UBO
The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

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Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

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The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

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