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Commemorative Cabbage!
Commemorative Chicken!
Commemorative Space Hopper
Commemorative Socket Set!
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Global Moistening
"We might see the major land masses becoming so squishy..."
Gala Theatre
"Please note the following..."
Knitting in Colour
"The first regular colour knitting patterns..."
Puzzle Page
"Wrap your brains around these fiendish puzzles..."
Wensleydale
"The caverns were closed to the public for their annual hosing down..."
Staff Handbook
"A Frisbee person is motivated, dedicated and gullible..."
The Chipwriter
"Taking potato printing to a new level..."
DIY Olympics
"The 600 metres wallpapering, the freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay..."
more...Vet Shortage
Exams made easier to encourage new recruits.
Archeologists Dig Up Roman Hole
Discovery follows six month dig.
Man Picks Fight with Pacific Ocean
Mr Omelette charged with assaulting Pacific Ocean.
Monetising Misery
Making poverty pay
*@%£!
Can machines swear?
Electrosausages
Simon Cocksure has replaced his wiring with sausages
Sticks for all the family
Dr DoggyNot your usual family doctor
The Problem with FairiesDealing with fairy folk
GinGin! Gin! Gin!
More...
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