Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Sofas Are From Mars
"Ikea intends to put a sofa on the surface of Mars..."
Project Scooby
"A rancid, petulant wheelbarrow of death..."
Not Funny
"Comedy is something that occurs spontaneously at a sub-atomic level..."
Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page
"Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese..."
Zap
Customers who bought Nintedy Gamestations this Christmas are being asked to return them to their place of purchase. A production problem has led to a number of accidents in which people have been seriously injured, or in several cases even killed by the faulty machines. A spokesman for the electronics giant has been keen to play down the incidents. "It's really only a precaution," he told us. "Yes, a small number of people have been horribly burned, and some have been scarred for life. It appears that, in a small number of machines, the laser that reads the discs has been set to 'kill' instead of 'stun'. We're now replacing the faulty machines, and we apologise to anyone who has been inconvenienced by having their relatives incinerated."
Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006
Wensleydale
"The caverns were closed to the public for their annual hosing down..."
Fatquake
"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."
more...Pirates
"Could you support a helpless pirate?"
Dobbins of Doncaster
"Quality Donkeys for Hire or Purchase..."
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