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David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
There's no butter in it either.
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Making you aware of your debt.
Recycling the rubble.
Frogtastic Facts
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Famous cavern to tour country
Are you allergic to octopuses?
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
A great addition to any home.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
Jazz hands and quickstep.
Sorry about your monkeys.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Courtroom confusion.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
New awards for old has-beens
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Where do nuns come from?
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Classic board games from the past.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
with Woodroffe Spanker
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Get yourself a quality ass.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Discipline over distance.
Professional donkey storage.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
How to behave right proper and all that.
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
Better late than never, our town plan.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Fear of a wet planet.
Spruce up your chakras
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
Sending foreign gas back home.
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Equestrian technology.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Better management through crayons.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
The only credit card you can use after death.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
MPs praise growing industry.
We've got keys!
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Why can't these people just stay at home?
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
The gameshow for all the family
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Pardon?
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
How to look after your squishy friend.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
We're running out of apostrophes.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Local frog trapped in drain.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Plant psychologist.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
Second hand space travel
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
Mrs Womble writes...
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
The UK 's premier trouser experience.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
We never put a healthy wig down.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Phony fruit.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Our hairy satellite.
Tone it down a bit.
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Some more stupid than others.
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Parish newsletter.
A bouncy little freak.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Punching singers in the mouth.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Just buy it, ok.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Gin, gin and more gin!
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Glorious innovations and technical marvels!
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Delinquent decorating.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
How to resign digracefully.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Your arse in our hands.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
The very best in useless tat.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
As used by TV executives worldwide.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Where quality care costs extra.
Turn that frown upside down.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Where the toasters roam free.
A meal fit for a bed.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Great moments in science.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
with Donald Fact.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Pastry related assaults.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
A new era in atomic lunches.
Relax with chickens.
Vicars on the job.
Hello darkness my old friend
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.