The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Turn that frown upside down.

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Parish newsletter.

with Woodroffe Spanker

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

The gameshow for all the family

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

MPs praise growing industry.

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic

Tone it down a bit.

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Courtroom confusion.

Second hand space travel

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Just buy it, ok.

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Better management through crayons.

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Frogtastic Facts

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Delinquent decorating.

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

with Donald Fact.

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

A meal fit for a bed.

We never put a healthy wig down.

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

New awards for old has-beens

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Vicars on the job.

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

The big noise in footwear technology.

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

How to behave right proper and all that.

Sorry about your monkeys.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Local frog trapped in drain.

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

How to spot a dodgy copper.

The hit gameshow for all the family.

A huge pie just hanging in space.

How to resign digracefully.

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

We meet an alien archaeologist.

Equestrian technology.

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

A great addition to any home.

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Relax with chickens.

A woggle for the new miilenium.

A handy guide to your new workplace.

How to look after your squishy friend.

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Top notch swanky grub,

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Plant psychologist.

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

The only credit card you can use after death.

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Mrs Womble writes...

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Why not specialise in the colour green?

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Discipline over distance.

A bouncy little freak.

Introducing our new range of children's books.

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Pastry related assaults.

Famous cavern to tour country

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Classic board games from the past.
Some more stupid than others.
Hello darkness my old friend
Get yourself a quality ass.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
A new era in atomic lunches.
Spruce up your chakras
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Your arse in our hands.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Sending foreign gas back home.
The UK 's premier trouser experience.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Fear of a wet planet.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
We've got keys!
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Where do nuns come from?
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Recycling the rubble.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
There's no butter in it either.
The very best in useless tat.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
The inappropriate erection of words.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Our hairy satellite.
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
We're running out of apostrophes.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Making you aware of your debt.
Great moments in science.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Where the toasters roam free.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Where quality care costs extra.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Gin, gin and more gin!
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Phony fruit.
Pardon?
Professional donkey storage.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Better late than never, our town plan.