"Please note the following..."
"We can't sleep at night and it frightens the dog..."
"Shackled and put into slavery by their human overlords..."
"The elephant can type at speeds in excess of 120 words per minute..."
"For the year 2015/16 the crime rate in the North Sea was practically zero..."
"A country must satisfy three conditions..."
"...landing a man on the moon, shaving it, and returning him safely to Earth......"
"Getaway Driver Seeks Robbery..."
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Making poverty pay
The word on the street
The National Sandwich Hotline
The Factmaster's classic TV show.
Courtesy of the ladies of Melton Mowbray
Marketing a new disease
A Fistful of SausagesReappraising a classic
British GasA party political message
New Improved BullshitI wouldn't settle for anything less
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