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Courtroom confusion.

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Hello darkness my old friend

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Pardon?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Words of wisdom from our resident medic

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

There's no butter in it either.

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

with Woodroffe Spanker

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

How to resign digracefully.

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Sorry about your monkeys.

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

A meal fit for a bed.

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Why not specialise in the colour green?

The gameshow for all the family

A new era in atomic lunches.

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Relax with chickens.

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Famous cavern to tour country

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

with Donald Fact.

Tone it down a bit.

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Sending foreign gas back home.

Learn to speak Venusian!

Better late than never, our town plan.

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Probably, but we're not sure what.

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

Get yourself a quality ass.

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Local frog trapped in drain.

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

How to look after your squishy friend.

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Turn that frown upside down.

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Put the fun back into dinner time.

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Punching singers in the mouth.

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Jazz hands and quickstep.

We meet an alien archaeologist.

A woggle for the new miilenium.

We never put a healthy wig down.

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Where the toasters roam free.

Pastry related assaults.

Our hairy satellite.

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Professional donkey storage.

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Phony fruit.

Where do nuns come from?

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

We're running out of apostrophes.

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Fear of a wet planet.

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

MPs praise growing industry.

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Delinquent decorating.

Better management through crayons.

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Mrs Womble writes...

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Great moments in science.

A huge pie just hanging in space.

How to behave right proper and all that.

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

A great addition to any home.

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

We've got keys!

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Spruce up your chakras
Some more stupid than others.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
Second hand space travel
Just buy it, ok.
Classic board games from the past.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
The very best in useless tat.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Where quality care costs extra.
Parish newsletter.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Discipline over distance.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Vicars on the job.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Top notch swanky grub,
Recycling the rubble.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
New awards for old has-beens
Britain's waterways need straightening,
The only credit card you can use after death.
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Equestrian technology.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Your arse in our hands.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Frogtastic Facts
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Gin, gin and more gin!
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Plant psychologist.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
A bouncy little freak.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Making you aware of your debt.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.