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The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

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Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

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Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

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