Debt Matters
Making you aware of your debt.
Welcome to Stick World
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
Jaggedy
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
Old Clothes
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Tony Fold's Country Rambles
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Jazz Bomb
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Crystal N.R.G.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Introducing Flying Squirrels
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Quality Service at Pooley's
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Some People You've Never Heard Of
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Tripping the Dark Fantastic
Hello darkness my old friend
Spread the Good Word!
Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!
Short and Curly
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again
Why can't these people just stay at home?
A Very Local Paper
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
...Tigers ...Moles ...Farm Machinery ...Hypnotism ...Fruit ...Soap ...Implants ...Pianos ...Happy Clappers ...The Environment
Gin!
Gin, gin and more gin!
Night of the Womble
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
Donald Fact's Fact Breakers
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
So Special
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Teaching Carrots to Fly
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
The Shepton Bassett Village Fete
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Optimum Leaning Angles
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Cut Price Chips
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
Songs of Inspiration
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Ant Facts
with Donald Fact.
Bean Legacy
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
Dougal Fridgely
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
A Ding-Dong Duvets
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg
A bouncy little freak.
The Prime Time Gameshow Generator
As used by TV executives worldwide.
Spooky Doings
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Poot
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
Global Moistening
Fear of a wet planet.
Stuff Your Bleeding Job
How to resign digracefully.
Not Funny
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Carter-Pierrepoint
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
So You've Got a New Manager?
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Flexi Mortem
The only credit card you can use after death.
Puzzle Page!
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Buy Our Shampoo
Just buy it, ok.
Help a Pirate in Need
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Buttock Express
Your arse in our hands.
Here Comes Barry Smith
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
The Horse-Drawn Record Player
Equestrian technology.
An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo
Sorry about your monkeys.
10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs
Frogtastic Facts
Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
Dilbert's Donkey Solutions
Professional donkey storage.
Core Competencies in Office Furniture
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Local Heroes
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
The Thoroughfare of Success
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Petty Complaints Ombudsman
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Scoop!
Local frog trapped in drain.
A Career in Printing
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Food Banking
MPs praise growing industry.
Mr Bannerman's Evidence
Courtroom confusion.
The Bleeding Obvious
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Bristletech Industries
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
No More Glasses!
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Staff Handbook
A handy guide to your new workplace.
The Discovery of Vitamin G
Great moments in science.
The Beaufort Scale
Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.
Sugar Free Vegan Diesel
There's no butter in it either.
Dark Batter
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot
We meet an alien archaeologist.
Baby's First Swear
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Diagnosis
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Arty Tomatoes
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Exploding Dinners
Put the fun back into dinner time.
The Trivial Accident Group
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
A Sustained Corporate Battering
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
World of the Wacky
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Sounds of Nature
Relax with chickens.
Motorcycle Display Teams
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
The Battersea Wigs Home
We never put a healthy wig down.
The Fish Olympics
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Maxi-Lingual for Motorists
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Harry Carson is Watching You
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Your Staff Feedback, Your Way
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
National Consumer Instructions Awards
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Linguini!
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Travel News
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Skydiving
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
An Important Announcement about Fish
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Brick II
Recycling the rubble.
The Devil's Arse On Tour
Famous cavern to tour country
Know Your Birds
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Jars-4-u
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
The Square Root of Green
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
Glen Twerk is not at Work
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Evening Courses
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Art
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Veg-U-Like
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
The Ultimate Procrastination Suite
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
Tax, What Tax?
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Machiavelli Management Solutions
Discipline over distance.
Whose Legs Are These?
The gameshow for all the family
Centuri Space Supplies
Second hand space travel
A Fistful of Sausages
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Happismiles Emergency Clown Service
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Hear and Now
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Emergency Kebabs
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Inside the Nun Factory
Where do nuns come from?
Pigchums
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Nuclear Garden
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Wind Tunnel Technician
Pardon?
Petunia Mulch
Plant psychologist.
International Arse Kicking
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Squeak Off
The big noise in footwear technology.
Out and About
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Cake Rage
Pastry related assaults.
Comfy Dinners
A meal fit for a bed.
The National Key Museum!
We've got keys!
Blood Donors Needed
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
St Tiddles in the Font
Parish newsletter.
Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up
Turn that frown upside down.
Product Recall
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Anti-Assertiveness Classes
Tone it down a bit.
The Drivelling
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
The Alternative Olympics
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Bad Grandma Grammar
The inappropriate erection of words.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Forward to the '80s
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Barry the Road Safety Owl
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
The Sandwich Advisor
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Noblock and Kerfanderbuck
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Mind Your Wind
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Pigmongering
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
Cold Fusion Sandwiches
A new era in atomic lunches.
Digital Vicars
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Oven Chimps
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
The World Bullshit Record
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
Auras by Post?
Spruce up your chakras
Mrs Womble writes...
One-Sided Dice
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Thinking of Buying an Octopus?
How to look after your squishy friend.
It's All in the Game
Classic board games from the past.
Persons Unknown
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Cock
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Fatquake
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Sofas are From Mars...
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Death By Pastry
A huge pie just hanging in space.
How To Be Sweary
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Munchy Burger
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Something Happened on Tuesday
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Octo-Fever
Are you allergic to octopuses?
Feathered Friends
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Wisbech
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
An Old Fart Remembers
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
Professional Scarer
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
No Offence
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
Selling Crap for Fun and Profit
The very best in useless tat.
Some more stupid than others.
Barry Buys a Broom
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Board Meeting
The Day Before Tomnorrow
Tall Story in a Short Glass
The Hedgehog King
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
Venus by Catapult
You Again
Death, Doom and Disaster
Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Lillywhite Lenny
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Why Your Printer Doesn't Work
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Twenty-First Century Scouting
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Shave the Moon
Our hairy satellite.
Fine Dining
with Woodroffe Spanker
The Wackiest Person in the UK
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Bing Crosby Boxing
Punching singers in the mouth.
Jehovah's Cleaners
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Gentlemen's Etiquette
How to behave right proper and all that.
Cosmos Rocks
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
New Deposits of Earwax Discovered
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
What Is It?
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
Things Fall Over All the Time
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Dobbins of Doncaster
Get yourself a quality ass.
New Rights for Fictional Characters
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Fats Porker - Blues Whinger
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
It's a Fact!
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
It's a Fact
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
What's On in Lower Bumpstead
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Fraudulent Bananas
Phony fruit.
Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Knitting in Colour
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Empire of the Flowers
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
Typists of the Kalahari
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Mr Gammon's Objections
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
How to Look After Your Cement Mixer
A great addition to any home.
The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Slugbond
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Fleegle
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Cooker Island
Where the toasters roam free.
Amateur Stamp Collector Collector
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Did Man Really Go To Belgium?
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future
Better late than never, our town plan.
Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
The Unusual Suspects
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Barney's Magic Wonder Show
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
In the market for a used policeman?
How to spot a dodgy copper.
The Language of Dance
Jazz hands and quickstep.
Echo...Echo
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Cosmic Background Apathy
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Shark Fishing
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
How Long is a Piece of String?
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Punctuation Crisis
We're running out of apostrophes.
Historic Knees
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Bare-knuckle Snooker
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Galactic Phrasebook
Learn to speak Venusian!
Well Stuffed
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Doing Lengths
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
British Gas
Sending foreign gas back home.
The Wonderful World of Ants
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Award for Outstanding Celebrity
New awards for old has-beens
The Long Range Trouser Forecast
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Kicking Up a New Stink
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Extreme Dinosaurs
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
Drive-by Wallpapering
Delinquent decorating.
Pretty Pictures
Better management through crayons.
Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
The Great Space Exhibition
Glorious innovations and technical marvels!
Doing the Lord's Work
Vicars on the job.
Announcing the iSpong
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
World of Holes
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
Brixham Trouser Museum
The UK 's premier trouser experience.
Pooley's Fire Distinguisher
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Traffic Watch
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Dream Strides
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide
Top notch swanky grub,
We're No Longer Recruiting...
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Caught by the Fuzz
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Top Twenty Albums of the '70s
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Astralguard
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Eazee-post
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Butterfly
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Rationalising Britain's River Network
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Operation Mutton
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Yeti Makeover
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Moroccan Dancing Moles
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Space Things
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
The Aromatron
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Topping Talent
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
Greygolds Residential Care Home
Where quality care costs extra.
History in Focus
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Cash for Pets
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Maisy Donnington's Office Safety
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
SciFi Fan Draws a Blank
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
Donald Fact's Fact Blast
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Metal Detecting
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
For Kids of All Ages...
Introducing our new range of children's books.
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