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with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
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We talk to a legend of the circuit
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The magazine for young gentlemen.
Pastry related assaults.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
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In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
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with Woodroffe Spanker
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How to look after your squishy friend.
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Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
We never put a healthy wig down.
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With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
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An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
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This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
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The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
The inappropriate erection of words.
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We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Fear of a wet planet.
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How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Turn that frown upside down.
Second hand space travel
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Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Courtroom confusion.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
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The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
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How to resign digracefully.
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Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
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Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
As used by TV executives worldwide.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
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Curse fluently in over six languages.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
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Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Local frog trapped in drain.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
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Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Where the toasters roam free.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
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Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
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Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
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These vulnderable mountains need your help.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Are you allergic to octopuses?
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
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Learn to speak Venusian!
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Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
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Mrs Womble writes...
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A tale of oconker mismanagement.
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with Professor Timothy Bottom.
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Tone it down a bit.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
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Theft of town exposed as hoax.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
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Shepton Bassett Council Responds
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Some more stupid than others.
Sorry about your monkeys.
Recycling the rubble.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Discipline over distance.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Where do nuns come from?
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
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Our hairy satellite.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
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Hello darkness my old friend
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
There's no butter in it either.
MPs praise growing industry.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
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Famous cavern to tour country
Plant psychologist.
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
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Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
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A bouncy little freak.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Frogtastic Facts
New awards for old has-beens
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
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Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
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Better management through crayons.
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We're running out of apostrophes.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
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Trade in your unwanted dog.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
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Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
How to behave right proper and all that.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
with Donald Fact.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Relax with chickens.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
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