The Last Gasp


"Many leading anthropologists now believe that we we are currently seeing the emergence of new classification of human being that is better adapted to eating chips..."

Religion part 1: Jehovah's Cleaners

"After all, did not the Lord God Himself send his only begotten dishcloth so that we may have a clean bowl for our cornflakes on the morrow?"

Religion part 2: Sandals

"There has been much controversy following the announcement made by His Holiness the Pope earlier today, prohibiting the wearing of sandals..."

Brick II
Interesting Jobs No. 419: Professional Scarer

"I waits in this dark cellar, dressed as a ghostly monk, and when they comes round, I leaps out and goes GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!"

Instant Davids
Arty Tomatoes

"Guy Parker has, over the years, proven to be one of the more controversial artists on the international art scene..."

Cock: The Magazine for Men
New Horizons in Business Management

"Each and every member of our customer-facing retail contingent is passionate about bathroom fittings.."
The Annual 2018


The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

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Eating beans without opening the tin.

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Historic Knees

Preserving the nation's heritage

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Fish Olympics

Aquatic Athletics

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Did Man Really Go to Belgium?

All that stuff you saw at Mission Control was just for show

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Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews this pile of toss

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Gentlemen's Etiquette

For men of character


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