The Red Flag (New Version)

The people's flag is deepest red
It shrouded oft our martyred dead
But colours made us lose the vote
And government now seems remote

So come on, tear this symbol down
And trample it upon the ground
To grasp at power, our faith we'll shed
And rip our principles to shreds

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