Four Dimensional Knitting

Researchers in Canada are looking for four-dimensional knitters to produce cardigans that can be worn by test pilots travelling into a higher plane of existence. The knitters will need to be experienced in working with a variety of different materials, capable of producing varied patterns and styles, and have a third arm that can knit at right angles to reality. The project is also looking for people who can darn socks that violate the first law of thermodynamics.

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