Breakthrough for Archaeologists

Archaeologists from Exeter University have reported extraordinary results after experimenting with some new dating techniques. "Basically I got a decent haircut, spruced myself up and took a bit more care with my personal hygiene," said medieval pottery expert Colin Trowel. "It's remarkable. I wouldn't exactly say I've been fighting off women with a stick, but last Friday night I talked to a girl for a whole seven minutes before she went off to find her friend. And when you spend all day up to your cobblers in a muddy hole surrounded by old bones and broken pots, that's something of a result, let me tell you."

The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2018 The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

Promo Image

What is your tailbone for?

It's to stop your spine falling out.

Promo Image

Sounds of Nature

Relax with Chickens

Promo Image

The Museum of Found Noises

Parp Clang Twang Wubble-Wubble-Wubble-Wubble.

Promo Image

An Evening with Barry Smith

Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Promo Image

Digital Vicars

Ecclesiastical communication over distance.

Promo Image

Reinforced Lettuce

Stronger lettuces for hardier salads.

 

Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...